Uh, let's see, um...
because you are a coward and you are a moron, who couldn't pour piss out of a boot? I don't believe anyone who has any sort of contact with you would ever make the mistake of calling you a "man".
We have had back shooters and back stabbers since time began. Even an inept like you can do it - thats the reason you like the idea. Difference is, we are smarter and better armed ... and we will be looking out for punks like you. Sure, you might get one of us but the rest will come and you'll be cooling meat for sure. Your fantasy is gonna getcha.
Don't need to make your run melvin, all we'd have to do is say boo and you'd curl up into the fetal position and cry.Or if you happened to have a firearm, we'd say boo and you'd try one of your quick draw mcgraw tactics while spinning on on foot, and promptly shoot yourself in said foot, then we'd just scoop you up(after we finished laughing) and haul you off.