Many years ago, when I was in my young 20s, a gal friend of mine and I visited some girls who were friends. When we got there, I was very happy in an anticipatory way, to see I would be spending the weekend with 4 great looking babes in Pacific Beach, Ca. I wasn't in their house more than about 15 minutes when the best looker of the bunch gave me a stern lecture about how to use the head. See gave explicit instructions that when I peed the top should be up so as not to get it wet. After I peed, I was to make sure the top was down - so that when one of the ladies sat down she would not get a cold rump or slip off the porcelain into the bowl.
I did what I was told, exactly as I was told. After I used the head, I put down the top. In the middle of the night, the same lady who gave me those instructions let out a loud howling scream when she apparently wet herself. Yes, she sat on the top in the down position, and thought it was the plastic seat - not the top (lid). She let loose and then let loose with a scream that could have awakened the dead. She tried to get me to clean it up, but I insisted I had only followed her instructions to the letter. The other gals, all awake now, agreed with me - so she got stuck with the cleanup. As for me, I was invited back the very next weekend, because the other gals thought this was a pisser - I guess she gave them lots of instructions too!
So ladies, be careful of what you wish for, you just may get it and more.
Best regards,
Glenn B