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So they have someplace to put their ankles. :dgrin:
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
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ha,ha,ha,
i liked that one!
thanks.
i liked that one!
thanks.
How do you give a blond more headroom?
Adjust the steering wheel.
How do you give a blond more leg room?
Open the sun roof.
How does a blond turn on the lights after sex?
She opens the car door.
Why don't blonds talk during sex?
Her parents told her never to talk to strangers.
What's a blond's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.
Adjust the steering wheel.
How do you give a blond more leg room?
Open the sun roof.
How does a blond turn on the lights after sex?
She opens the car door.
Why don't blonds talk during sex?
Her parents told her never to talk to strangers.
What's a blond's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.
What do you call 20 blondes standing in a row?
A wind tunnel.
If a blonde and a brunette fell off of a cliff at the same time, which one would land first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop to ask for directions.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
A wind tunnel.
If a blonde and a brunette fell off of a cliff at the same time, which one would land first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop to ask for directions.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
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What do you call a street corner with a brunette hooker and three blonde hookers...?
"Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks."
(You have to be old enough to remember Pizza Hut's old commercials, to get that one.)
"Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks."
(You have to be old enough to remember Pizza Hut's old commercials, to get that one.)
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