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So they have someplace to put their ankles. :dgrin:
 

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ha,ha,ha,

i liked that one!

thanks. :)
 

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How do you give a blond more headroom?

Adjust the steering wheel.

How do you give a blond more leg room?

Open the sun roof.

How does a blond turn on the lights after sex?

She opens the car door.

Why don't blonds talk during sex?

Her parents told her never to talk to strangers.

What's a blond's idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door.
 

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What do you call 20 blondes standing in a row?
A wind tunnel.


If a blonde and a brunette fell off of a cliff at the same time, which one would land first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop to ask for directions.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
 

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What do you call a street corner with a brunette hooker and three blonde hookers...?


"Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks."


(You have to be old enough to remember Pizza Hut's old commercials, to get that one.)
 

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Hahahahaha

:laugh01: :laugh01: :laugh01: :roflmao1:

Man I do remember those comercials, and that is a great blonde joke!
 
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