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Women Jokes......

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Let's really get this new forum off the ground. Come on, everybody. Let's hear all of your best "woman" jokes. I'll go first. Here are only the ones I can think of right off hand:

Why did God create a woman?
---Because sheep can't cook.

Why are women like beer bottles?
---They're both empty from the neck up.

Regarding relationships, why are women like buses?
---If you miss one, all you have to do is wait. Another one is bound to come along.

Why don't married men buy dishwashers?
---They thought they married one.

Why did the woman cross the road?
---Who cares? What is she doing out of the kitchen?

How does a man fix his dishwasher?
---He smacks her in the butt and tells her to get back to work.

Why are men better than women?
---That one needs no answer. We all know why.
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A stacked blonde bombshell meets a very handsome man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The blonde is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... she decides to give this sensitive guy the best night of his life... and then she rips his clothes off and makes hot steamy love to him.

After an intense night of passion with this really nice sensitive guy, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The sensitive guy thought for a moment and said:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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