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ten reasons to prove it
1)they are loud.

2)they are expensive.example:20oz.handgun=$600-$900 while a 20oz.hammer is $9.99 @ Menards

3)only some parts of the BILL OF RIGHTS matter.gun owners aren't educated enough to understand that the 2nd amendment is irrelevant.

4)they require maintenence-takes time away from watching TV or sleeping

5)can be expensive to feed.(how much did Web Slave pay for a box of IMI/Barrett 50 cal?!)

6)they are not needed for self defense.people are naturally benign.if help is really needed then there is always a friendly,helpful police force waiting to help.:)

7)they don't "go"with anything.guns should be like ties or jewelry-they should complement the wardrobe.(cowboy rigs not withstanding)

9)after about six they become increasingly heavy to carry.

10)politicians-some thousands of miles away-have PROVEN that guns are bad.(TRUST ME.I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT & AM HERE TO HELP YOU.:eek: )

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Since we are going down this road.....

Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women:

#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

#9 You can keep one handgun on the road and another at home.

#8 If you admire a man's handgun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally everyday of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask... 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
 
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