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·Who doesn't enjoy a few good "Yo momma" jokes?
-Yo momma so fat that when she walked outside in a redshirt everyone yelled, "HEY KOOL-AID!"
-Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.
-Yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said, "One at a time please."
-Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a dollar she got 4 quarters back.
-Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
-Yo momma so poor she lives in a 2-story Dorito bag.
-Yo momma so poor she drives a 2-door potato.
-Yo momma so dumb that when she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admitted, she went home and got 16 of her friends.
-Yo momma so fat that when she fell and broker her leg, hershey's syrup poured out.
-Yo momma so fat that when she walked outside in a redshirt everyone yelled, "HEY KOOL-AID!"
-Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose.
-Yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said, "One at a time please."
-Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a dollar she got 4 quarters back.
-Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
-Yo momma so poor she lives in a 2-story Dorito bag.
-Yo momma so poor she drives a 2-door potato.
-Yo momma so dumb that when she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admitted, she went home and got 16 of her friends.
-Yo momma so fat that when she fell and broker her leg, hershey's syrup poured out.