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This is when SHTF at 0530 in Canada with the nearest human habitation 25 miles (by boat) away.
 

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Piece of Piss! First you tell the bear to wait 20 seconds before attacking. Then grab your gopher gun, take out the .22 insert, remove the "CAN" from its hidden hiding place, attach it to the gun then tell the bear to die as you attempt to sight in on him with all the blood dripping off the gouge marks in your head.
 

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Garand said:
Piece of Piss! First you tell the bear to wait 20 seconds before attacking. Then grab your gopher gun, take out the .22 insert, remove the "CAN" from its hidden hiding place, attach it to the gun then tell the bear to die as you attempt to sight in on him with all the blood dripping off the gouge marks in your head.
I can't believe I didn't think of that! I have to get the prison PA's to up my medication.
 

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What a bunch of lame stupes!

you simpkly use the toe gone boom snap kick of death and kill the bear on the spot.

You lames can't even handle a bear in the woods, how can you expect to handle the powerful 11.5 CAR with the .22 unit and the can Hmm?

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What a bunch of lame stupes!

you simpkly use the toe gone boom snap kick of death and kill the bear on the spot.

You lames can't even handle a bear in the woods, how can you expect to handle the powerful 11.5 CAR with the .22 unit and the can Hmm?

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Actually, I charged out the door, drawing my 9MM Sratr in a nano-second and got off three tounds of 93 grain split points into my leg and hit my son with a richochet. The bear fell over, laughing in convulsions and the stupe fell into the lake and drowned. Who say's I can'y handle an emergency?
 

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Terry G said:
This is when SHTF at 0530 in Canada with the nearest human habitation 25 miles (by boat) away.
I thought that would have been SHTD, that's right, <font color=red>[**censored**]</font> Hit The Drawers.


Naw, see stupes, you got it all wrong. First, you have to always sleep in the special ninja boots that let you run up walls that your Korean Toe Dun Gon master who only speaks Japanese gave you.

The drill is simple, you run up the walls (a top hand, er foot, can make it in .0356545674 seconds), then you pull down your pants and reassemble the 11.5" CAR that was duct-taped to your legs, including the "unit", this should take no more than .05460487 seconds, although I can do it in .05450487 seconds in an adrenalin rush. Then you head shot the stupid animal with a Stinger.

If you stupes had ANY ability other than BSing, you would have known this.

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Or ..... being Gunkid you could just start talking and bore the bear to death.

RIKA :p
 

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Why would anyone get upset at Mickey Mouse visiting you? :laugh:
 

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he's just looking for a pic a nick basket...

he's just a little north of jellystone....

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Aslan said:
he's just looking for a pic a nick basket...

he's just a little north of jellystone....He ate my dry food container, too. Luckily it was empty.
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Possibly but an FN FAL, M1A, M1 Garand or Lee Enfield would guarantee a dead bear. A 5.56mm will just piss him off a bit!
 

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Bear

I wasn't looking to kill him, just get him off the porch so we could go fishing. You can see how terrified he was of me and how well the banging pots worked.
 

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Would you care to demonstrate???
 

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Re: just raise 223, blow off his head. no prob

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considering all the coyotes I have personally shot in the head with a .223, I can solidly say that it would not blow his head off to shoot him with a 223.
 

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then u aint hit any in the HEAD, with sp's

the cranium is a SEALED, liquid filled container. 1000+ ft lbs of 223 sp will break apart the skull bones, splatter brains all OVER you, if you are less than 15 ft away.
 

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Would you care to demonstrate?
 
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