I can't believe I didn't think of that! I have to get the prison PA's to up my medication.Garand said:Piece of Piss! First you tell the bear to wait 20 seconds before attacking. Then grab your gopher gun, take out the .22 insert, remove the "CAN" from its hidden hiding place, attach it to the gun then tell the bear to die as you attempt to sight in on him with all the blood dripping off the gouge marks in your head.
Actually, I charged out the door, drawing my 9MM Sratr in a nano-second and got off three tounds of 93 grain split points into my leg and hit my son with a richochet. The bear fell over, laughing in convulsions and the stupe fell into the lake and drowned. Who say's I can'y handle an emergency?Aslan said:What a bunch of lame stupes!
you simpkly use the toe gone boom snap kick of death and kill the bear on the spot.
You lames can't even handle a bear in the woods, how can you expect to handle the powerful 11.5 CAR with the .22 unit and the can Hmm?
I thought that would have been SHTD, that's right, <font color=red>[**censored**]</font> Hit The Drawers.Terry G said:This is when SHTF at 0530 in Canada with the nearest human habitation 25 miles (by boat) away.